I see that the AUT is calling for a strike.

Excellent news. About time we showed a bit of industrial muscle. We've let the bastards trample over us for far too long.

It's going to call out all its 47,000 members.

That's what we need. Oh yes. A great display of solidarity. One for all and all for one. Let's show them that university teachers are no longer a pushover. Unite and fight. When do we start?

Well, it's not exactly about university teachers. Apparently, the AUT is calling us all out over the issue of academic-related staff.

People who are married to academics?

No, no. People who are professionally related to academics. Fellow members of the AUT - librarians and university administrators and computing staff.

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Good God. I didn't know that such people were even in the AUT.

They are now about a quarter of the total membership. And, according to the AUT, the new pay agreement will mean that one in six of them could be downgraded to lower job grades.

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Lower than a university administrator? Lower than a librarian? Are you sure you've got that right?

Absolutely.

What can one say?

Solidarity forever?

That might be putting it a little too strongly.

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