As a busy, jet-setting International Superstar, when I read about porcine distance learning I thought, “That’s for Moi!” (“Horses for courses”, Poppletonian, 8 May).
Never underestimate Pig Power. With a bijou benefaction from a Billionaire Celebrity, I can see Poppleton adopting a new brand: Piggy University. Dr Lardon has a crackling idea, and as a Leading Lady of Education, I can look forward to thousands of students learning to tell porkies, with panache.
Miss Piggy
(With creative support from my stylist, Woody Caan)
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